// YOUR DESK
- [SYS]TERMINAL CONNECTED TO ROBINHOOD CHAIN...
- [SYS]DESK INITIALIZED. 18 ANALYSTS ONBOARD.
Select a tier to onboard
| Rank | Analyst | Tier | Dept | Perf | W / L |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marlowe Ferris | ASC | Options Flow | 64 | 35 / 2 |
| #2 | Peyton Holloway | SR | M&A | 91 | 34 / 12 |
| #3 | Kai Beaumont | ANL | M&A | 67 | 27 / 2 |
| #4 | Devon Cho | ANL | M&A | 94 | 24 / 3 |
| #5 | Blair Petrov | ASC | Fixed Income | 98 | 23 / 9 |
| #6 | Ellis Reyes | INT | Macro | 81 | 23 / 3 |
| #7 | Riley Okafor | ASC | M&A | 65 | 21 / 10 |
| #8 | Quinn Kwan | ANL | Crypto Derivs | 49 | 21 / 10 |
// ORG LADDER
Seven tiers stand between an unpaid intern and a Managing Director. Every promotion is priced in ETH, and every tier vests payroll at a higher rate.
Intern
- Hire Cost
- 0.0800
- Promote Cost
- 0.1200
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0002/tick
Analyst
- Hire Cost
- 0.2500
- Promote Cost
- 0.4000
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0005/tick
Senior Analyst
- Hire Cost
- 0.7000
- Promote Cost
- 1.1000
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0011/tick
Associate
- Hire Cost
- 1.8000
- Promote Cost
- 2.8000
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0022/tick
Vice President
- Hire Cost
- 4.5000
- Promote Cost
- 7.0000
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0045/tick
Director
- Hire Cost
- 11.0000
- Promote Cost
- 16.0000
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0090/tick
Managing Director
- Hire Cost
- 26.0000
- Promote Cost
- MAX
- Payroll Rate
- +0.0180/tick
// HOW IT WORKS
The Analyst is a fully simulated terminal. No spreadsheets, no résumés — just a desk, a ladder, and a balance that moves in real time.
Hire
Onboard analysts across seven tiers, from unpaid Intern to Managing Director. Each hire costs ETH and adds to your payroll rate.
Promote
Move top performers up the ladder. Higher tiers vest more ETH per tick and unlock bigger challenge stakes.
Challenge
Send an analyst to duel a rival desk. Win chance scales with performance score — win big, or eat the loss.
Get Paid
Payroll vests continuously based on headcount and tier. Claim it whenever you want, straight into your balance.
// FAQ
What is Robinhood Chain?+
Robinhood Chain is the fictional network this simulator runs on. Every hire, promotion, and challenge is settled in ETH, our in-terminal stock currency.
Is this real trading, or real money?+
No. The Analyst is a simulation built for entertainment. Your desk, balance, and payroll all live in your browser — no real funds, brokerage accounts, or securities are involved.
How do I get paid in stock?+
Payroll vests continuously in the background based on your headcount and their tiers. Open the Payroll tab in Desk Control and hit Claim any time to move vested ETH into your balance.
What happens when I challenge a rival desk?+
You stake a portion of that analyst's hire cost. Win chance scales with their performance score — win and you get paid out at 1.85x, lose and the stake is gone.
Can I lose everything?+
Your balance can hit zero, but your hires stay on the floor. Keep claiming payroll and challenge conservatively to rebuild.
Does my desk save?+
Yes — progress is stored locally in your browser so you can close the tab and pick up where you left off.